Meet Dodger! From the moment he arrived, Dodger (A543435) has been calm and sociable with people.

If you, the discerning rock fan, can stomach the heat (or maybe rain!), the drive and any purely coincidental parallels to Woodstock ’99 in the air, you might as well head on up I-4 and accept your fate at Welcome to Rockville. The lineup this year is so absolutely maximal that we defy you to not find at least a small handful of bands that would entice you to traipse over. (This writer was tempted by the jaw-dropping inclusions of Nitzer Ebb, L7 and Helmet.)

Participants will learn the history and craftsmanship behind their favorite spirit and adult concoctions.